May 2013
40 posts
So I am driving over 3 hours this weekend to my cousins wedding and just now she is telling me I am going to be valet parking? I HATE driving other peoples cars and if parallel parking or stick shift is involved I am so fucked. 
May 17th
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Some news reporter laughed and said “where on earth are you going to put a nude painting of Bea Arthur?!
May 17th
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May 16th
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Got an amazing summer internship that actually pays well at JPL. I am already making a list of everything I want to buy.
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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I use to wear my mom’s heels and wear her clothes. I would go to my grandma’s house and wear all her dresses and loved it. Then at some point I remember all the dresses disappearing and being like “uuuh grandma, where is my favorite pink bridesmaid dress?” Then I got put in every sport there is :/ Sorry, didn’t work!
May 15th
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May 15th
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Walked my dog by an apartment building and pretty sure I just heard a nasty breakup.
May 15th
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May 14th
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Phone conversation with my mom back home me: Hi mom Happy Mother’s Day! mom: Oh honey we were short staffed and work was awful and all I want to do is watch my TV shows.  me: Ok Happy Mother’s Day love you bye!
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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dannybrito: lauva: GIRL FEED THE FANTASY  omg im going to make feed the fantasy my new thing. 
May 11th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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mrgolightly: Living for Grandma Tyrell.
May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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I was at the vet and this woman stormed in and told the front desk “GUS HAS A FLEA”
May 4th
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Wow so I am walking my dog and this guy tells me “satan and I aren’t enemies…I didn’t want to do those things! Picked it up to a light jog.
May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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My bf is out of town for a few days and the neighbors house recently got broken into sooooo I just might recreate this scene from Home Alone:
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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turnstile-blues asked: ok, your last two posts... 1. if someone wants to do crystal meth that's totally up to them, right? but wow i'm kinda shocked that people put those types of things on tumblr. i'd be afraid of getting caught. but then again maybe they're too high to care lol; 2. expert use of that regular show pic; 3. congrats on grad school! i got my master's in urban planning just a few...
Apr 27th
So I was looking for pics and gifs of Tina from Bob’s Burgers and I came across the darker corners of Tumblr. I forgot Tina also meant crystal meth. Then I kind of kept looking…#instaheroin?
Apr 27th
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Double proud of myself! I got accepted into UCLA twice! I will be going for my master of environmental health sciences and my master of urban and regional planning.  I actually missed school and I am looking forward to the fall. 
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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