So I am driving over 3 hours this weekend to my cousins wedding and just now she is telling me I am going to be valet parking? I HATE driving other peoples cars and if parallel parking or stick shift is involved I am so fucked. 

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Some news reporter laughed and said “where on earth are you going to put a nude painting of Bea Arthur?!

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4 days ago on May 16, 2013 at 03:51pm

Nude painting of Bea Arthur sells for nearly $2 million.

Yeah that is where I will be! I’ll be doing random inspections there, mostly construction. Last time I was there I would always go check on the mars rover during lunch.

4 days ago on May 16, 2013 at 03:40pm

The only part I am not excited about with my internship at JPL. I considered doing some metro vanpool thing but I don’t know…people will try to talk to me and it is going to be way too early for that.

 

(via faggot-interrupted)

Got an amazing summer internship that actually pays well at JPL. I am already making a list of everything I want to buy.

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Drag Becomes Her!

Remember when I took behind the scenes pics for my friend Ricky while he photographed Jinkx Monsoon and Ivy Winters? Well, he finally released them! Inspired by Death Becomes Her. 

[Click Here] to go check out his page and see the rest. They are incredible. 

Cheeeeeeeese ball

I use to wear my mom’s heels and wear her clothes. I would go to my grandma’s house and wear all her dresses and loved it. Then at some point I remember all the dresses disappearing and being like “uuuh grandma, where is my favorite pink bridesmaid dress?” Then I got put in every sport there is :/ Sorry, didn’t work!

Alyssa making me reevaluate my life goals. But they don’t make heels in extra extra wide, and even if they did I don’t want to see them. Fucking birkenstock heels for these flintstone feet.

Walked my dog by an apartment building and pretty sure I just heard a nasty breakup.

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