Writing a paper and spell check just basically told me “I don’t even fucking know what you are trying to do here”
Oncoming traffic has pulled over when I used this strobe setting.
Virtual mirrors giving me more reasons to not leave the house. Leaning towards these frames.
So I finally got my eyes checked after 6 years. I asked the optometrist if I have to do the pressure test and she said “Yes, but don’t worry…we don’t do the puffer test anymore.”
I was relieved since I assumed technology always moved forward. First she applied burning drops into my eyes. Then she attempted to poke them with some tool while having me look straight ahead. My eyelids were flailing and my eyeballs were like “NOPE” and rolled all over the place.
The entire time all I could think about was that episode of Friends when Rachel goes to the eye doctor and has to be pinned down for the eye drops. At least I will have cute glasses soon.
Like look at that! That is a fucking cadaver. There is no way it can be that easy.